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croutoncat:

i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now

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kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666

(Source: realfurry, via radsunglassesemoji)

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5, via pizzahokage)

crunchrapsupreme:

literally the most important show you’ll ever watch

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jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

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deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

(Source: rnerrychristmas, via gothtrashh)

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whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

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